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Bernard - Im ready Martin but your goin to need a lot of vaseline for that!
Martin. I hear Rihanna is coming to the 50th anniversary bash. Think she would sign this?
Bernard - 'according to rule 5.1 subsection A, paragraph 2, Ian had clear water'
Martin - 'stuff the rules, these are Celtic's colours and if the result does ne stand, you'll be eatin' this umbrella'
Martin, “Look Ian, if you don’t shut up about your bloody Fireball I’m gonna smack you over the head with this umbrella
Bernard, “That’s if I don’t shoot you first!”
Bernard, “I want my walking stick back”,
Ian, “I need it to take my pet chair for a walk”,
Martin, “here Bernard you can use this”
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